VALENTINE’S DAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHICH CAN FEEL WONDERFUL AND HAVE YOU SKIPPING THROUGH THE FIELDS LIKE A DEMENTED POET… BUT IF YOU’RE SINGLE (AND DON’T WANT TO BE), THEN 14TH FEBRUARY CAN BE JUST ABOUT THE MOST DEPRESSING DATE ON THE CALENDAR.
So, with it being Valentine’s Day, to cheer you up, or give you a laugh, or keep you distracted, Ebuyer has teamed with good friend Chronospublishing.com to offer you a FREE ebook. No catches. A free e-book for you to download and for you to read. Today, for you. Let’s Hear It For The Boy is a hilarious rom-com by one of the funniest writers in the UK! Find out more about it a bit further down…
Anyway, there is one sure-fire way to ruin ANY relationship on Valentine’s Day, and that’s to give your partner a less than thoughtful present.
We’ve put together a selection of disappointing gifts that people have sent to each other in the hope of cementing their love. Have a look at these (though they may be a little tongue in cheek)…
Nothing says “I love you” better than a Kleen Stride. Imagine you’re walking along to a romantic rendezvous in Hull or similar. Well, you’ll feel so much more confident knowing that you’re walking along a clean pavement. Kleen Stride is your personal road sweeping companion – though probablyt not the most romantic of gifts.
HANDS-FREE MOBILE PHONE KIT
The perfect gift for a loved one who can’t resist calling to say “I love you.” Great value at only two quid. And much cheaper than a fine for using your mobile when driving. This versatile gift is also suitable for holding a bunch of biros together, or even using as a makeshift bicycle clip in an emergency.
We’ve all been in a situation where we’ve needed an emergency wet-wipe while on the bus home, and if you’re the sort of person who has a bald head – then here’s the perfect gift. Bald Guyz is pack of emergency wipes for any situation. There’s never a bad time to grab a wet wipe.
Blimey. Wouldn’t fancy any of those as a Valentine’s Day gift, would you? What an absolute shower. But definitely not a disappointment is LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY! Your free eBook!
GET YOUR FABULOUS FREE ROM-COM EBOOK (PRINTED VERSION AVAILABLE FROM ALL GOOD BOOK RETAILERS!) OF ‘LET’S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY!’ With great reviews, this has been described as the ‘feelgood’ book of the year. It’s a rom-com that’s popular with men and women. If you love a laugh, this will have you in hysterics!
What’s it about? When twenty-something James Valentine pays an unscheduled visit to a fortune teller in Whitby, he is told that he’s going to meet three women that will influence his life in ways that he could never imagine! A fruit cake, an International drugs dealer and the Heimlich manoeuvre all play pivotal roles in this hilarious story of failure set in the unglamorous location of Huddersfield in the 1980’s.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – The Book Vault
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Goodreads.com
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ – Amazon reviews
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